Blood, Beer and jerks that go bump in the night

1st off, this is my maiden blog on this site. An idea I totally stole from Sara, and thanks for that.

1st posts are supposed to be memorable, no. 1st posts are supposed to be smart, no. 1st posts are supposed to be well thought out, hell no. 1st posts should set a tone for what the reader can expect from the author, YES.

I like to drink alone. It's not a depressed deal, and it doesn't mean i'm anti-social. There really is no reason for it. Some people like to masturbate in the parking lot of Radio Shack, even though everyone knows you supposed to either masturbate in the shower, bed, or on a web cam for $4.99 a minute. Some people like to hold in their emotions, when we all know that we tell our secrets to cab drivers. And me, my alternative to the accepted norm is drinking alone.

That said, i'm interested in hookers. They facinate me. I dont know any, but i sure would like to pick their brain every once in a while. I like the concept, there's an old cliche that claims you always pay for sex. Do they like what they do? Is it just easy money? Do they just really like sex, but what the hell? What happens when some really gross dude wants them, do they just think of flowers and chocolate? You may expect me to say here that i wouldn't fuck a hooker, but you'd be wrong. If your female and even semi hot, chances are i want to fuck you. I think, though, that if i were gonna spend the money i'd wanna 2fer.

Another of societies taboo's that intrests me is beastiality. That was just a joke.

So, here's tonights homework assignment: Fart in front of a stranger, look at them and giggle. Ladies call your boyfriend 'girlfriend', Men call your bitches 'hoes', Ask your mom when was the last time she went down on dad, and for god sakes tell your server at Chili's that just because she can remember your order without writting it down does not excuse her from being a bitch to the bussboy and you dont give a fuck that she's cut and wants you to pay so she can go get shitfaced you are going to sit and drink coffee with your date until you fucking feel like leaving. How about a little damn service!

And that's the last we'll ever speak of that.