Tommyrot

I googled the word google and my cpu exploded.
i've never met a stripper named Cathy.
Is it just me, or are old people going out of fashion?
you can't fuck up mac & cheese.
Nothing but bad can come from taking beer to church.
Looking back, i bet George Bush could just kick himself for having his brother fix the election back in 2000.
I wonder if i have a file with the FBI?
A landmine cost $3 to make and $1000 to disarm and remove. you think more thought would go into making these decisions on the front end.
Is it too soon for me to get a Kelly Clarkson tattoo?
Is the world ready for 4ply toilet paper?
Who wants to come over and play house?